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Subj: Blow Me Down
Date: 2000-03-27 15:48



A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his mom is preparing a
meal and says:

   "Mom, some nights I wake up to hear a thumping noise coming out of
Mommy and Daddy's bedroom and when I look in, you're sitting on top
of Daddy and bouncing up and down.  Why are you doing that?"

   The startled mother recovers quickly and says, "Your dad is a little
overweight and I'm trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce
on him to get all the air out of him."

   The little kid just shakes his head and says, "Mom, you're wasting your
time.  Once a week that nice looking lady next door comes over and blows
daddy right back up."