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Subj: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Date: 2000-03-17 18:46



A Night Out with the Boys

Soon after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." 
 I told the wife that I would be home by midnight.... PROMISE!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy, at 
around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and 
cuckooed 3 times.  Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I 
cuckooed another 9 times.  I was really proud of myself, having a quick 
witty solution, even when smashed.

Next morning the wife asked me what time I got in and I told her 12 
O'clock.  She didn't seem disturbed at all.   Whew!  Got away with that 
one.

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why she 
said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said "oh f*ck," cuckooed 4 more times, 
cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled and finally 
cuckooed twice more before it farted."