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Subj: In the beginning....
Date: 1999-11-02 20:15


The scientist walked up to God and said, "Hey God, we've decided that we 
no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do 
all kinds of miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get 
lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the 
scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this... 
let's say we have a man-making contest."

The scientist replied, "OK, great!  "But," God added, "we're going to do 
this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."  The scientist 
said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of 
dirt. 

God looked at him and said, "No, no, no...  you go get your own dirt."