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Subj: Some chicken jokes
Date: 1999-10-04 01:47


Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hard worwoking American.

Jesse Jackson:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads 
without having motives called into question.

Dr. Suess:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.

Ronald Reagen:
What chicken?

Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Ernest Hemingway:
To die.  In the rain.