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Subj: Another exciting doctor's visit
Date: 1999-10-02 20:57


In Naples, Florida, one of the radio stations held a contest for
people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one was the $500.00 
winner.
 I was due that week for my annual appointment with the gynecologist when 
early that morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled 
for today at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to  work and school, and 
it was already 8:45am. The trip to his office took 35 minutes,so  I didn't 
have time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take
a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I 
wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs,threw 
off my night gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that 
area,"taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I threw the 
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and 
raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he 
called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I as sure you do too, I hopped up on 
the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in 
Hawaii or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised 
when he said "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning,haven't 
we?" But I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief 
and  went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and
the evening meal, etc. At 8:30pm that evening, my 14 year old daughter was 
fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom,"Mom, 
where is my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another one from the 
cabinet. She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink.
It had all my glitter and sparkles in it." Needless to say, I changed doctors