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Subj: Art Theft in Paris
Date: 1998-09-03 19:16


Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre.  However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past
security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out
of gas.  When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such
an obvious error, he replied:



(brace yourself)



(this is going to hurt)



(really badly)



(I warned you)


"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."